Monday, October 2, 2017

Friday, September 29, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #337


C :- Bro Goddess Saraswathi is above Goddess Laxmi!
P :- But Laxmi is needed to build a Saraswathi temple!!

Civet and Pangolin #335


C :- Bro our dog never barks at strangers!
P :- Does it at least smile?!

Civet and Pangolin #333


C :- Bro black hole + black hole = gravitational waves!
P :- BJP + ADMK = ??!!

Civet and Pangolin #329


C :- Bro to increase the weight of broiler chickens they are given the female hormone estrogen!
P :- Be careful, demon Hidimba may have devoured such chickens and eventually became Hidimbi!!

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #327


C :- Bro Hitler was a great patriot and also non corrupt!
P :- Germany got no good things out of both!!

Thursday, September 21, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #314


C :- Bro Government instructs to make payments through BHIM. 
C :- Would ARJUN be offended?

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Monday, September 18, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #309


C :- Bro how do ragas originate?
P :- In the birds' chirp, in sound of the waves, running rivers, rustling leaves there is a hidden music heard by a sensitive mind.

Civet and Pangolin #304


C :- Bro why isn't the crow called a black bird?
P :- Had it the voice of Asha Bhosle it would have qualified.

Saturday, September 16, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #301


C :- Bro CM Manohar Parikkar says that the creator of Goa Lord Parasurama was an engineer!
P :- Student of erstwhile College of Engineering Goa?!!

Friday, September 15, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #300


C :- Bro terrorists strike in London again!
P :- Time to bring in Israel!!

Civet and Pangolin #296


C :- Bro there are no leads to the killer of Gouri Lankesh!
P :- He is necessary to kill the other Gouries!!

Civet and Pangolin #295


C :- Bro would a President like APJ Abdul Kalam ever come?
P :-Before APJ it was S.Radhakrishnan, after Radhakrishnan it was APJ, those days would never come back.

Thursday, September 7, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #287


C :- Bro would they catch the killers of Gouri Lankesh?
P :- It is difficult to catch protected killers!

Civet and Pangolin #286


C :- Bro what was the message of Nov 8, 2016?
P :- That the nation was destroyed not by the poor politician but by the non tax paying rascal citizen.

Civet and Pangolin #285


C :- Bro what was the difference between UPA 1 and UPA 2?
P :- The hands of MMS was tied loosely during UPA 1 and the noose got tightened during UPA 2.

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #284




C :- Bro what about Doklam issue?
P :- Hope that Modi doesn't do the Nehruvian blunder in attacking.

Saturday, September 2, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #280


C :- Bro from where did man get the existential dilemma syndrome?
P :- From the knowledge that he has parents.

Sunday, August 27, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #272


C :- Bro new yellow coloured 200 rupees notes are coming!
P :- After white money and black money here comes yellow money!!

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Civet and Pangolin # 267


C :- Bro is a marriage that does not talk of divorce successful?
P :- 2+2=3.

Monday, August 21, 2017

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #263




C :- Infosys was born in the head of NR Narayanamoorthy!
P :- Hope he doesn't become its bhasmasur!!

Civet and Pangolin #262


C :- Bro what should be said to the mother of the new bridegroom?
P :- Even if you are a bad mother be a good mother-in-law.

Monday, August 14, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #258

C :- Bro whom should you love more, mother or wife?
P :- You should not be a pimp who brings a daughter-in-law for your mother.
(the post is relevant only to the great Indian peninsula)

Civet and Pangolin #255


C :- Bro isn't Modiji a crusader against corruption.
P :- Yes, Carnatic hero Yeddyoorappa is his trump card!

Sunday, August 13, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #254


C :- Bro no more shock reforms till 2019 general elections says a Braclays' report!
P :- Sleep peacefully till then.

Saturday, August 12, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #251


C :- Brahmaputra is the cause of floods in Assam!
P :- Is HE a Chinese agent!!?

Civet and Paqngolin #250


C :- Bro river is the process where snow at the top of a mountain melts and flows into the sea.
P :- The flow of experiences from birth to death is known as life.

Thursday, August 3, 2017

Saturday, July 29, 2017

Friday, July 28, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #225


C :- Bro, Che Guevara looking at the boat bringing arms blasted by the counter revolutionaries became his iconic photo!
P :- The inspiration of revolutionaries are always the counter revolutionaries

Civet and Pangolin #223


C :- Bro what do all governments desire?
P :- That the truth should sleep forever!

Civet and Pangolin #222


C :-Bro what word did Ram Jethmalani use against Arun Jaitley?
P :- Want to pay a one lakh fine?

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #220


C :- Bro life became unbearable to Tolstoy in the end!
P :- War after peace!!

Saturday, July 22, 2017

Friday, July 21, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #218


C :- Bro who is a Hindu?
P :- One who knows Nature, one who knows Universe.

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Saturday, July 15, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #203


C :- Bro Mr Ramachandra Guha says Nitish Kumar should be made the President of Congress!
P :- Would Rahulji be made the CM of Bihar?

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #200


C :- Bro there is a Superman in Delhi with a 56" chest!
P :- Demon Baka had a 120" chest until Beema with a far less chest came to crush it like pappad.

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #189


C :-Bro 4 being greater than 3 how is that an A3 photostat is bigger than A4?
P :- As in life calculations go awry in photostat too!

Saturday, July 1, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #182


C :- Bro your take on murders?
P :- After being killed the dead person lives with family of the killer!

Civet and Pangolin #176

                                                                                                                                                                 C :- Bro what is the policy of the North Ugandan government?
P :- Corruption is not tolerated but you can kill anyone to protect the cows!              

Sunday, June 25, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #172


C :- Bro mothers always tell only good of their children.
P :- Mothers always lie of their children!

Thursday, June 22, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #168


C :- The Supreme Court has destroyed the life of Justice Karnan whereas given Govindachamy the killer of Soumya a new life!
P :- Time to remove the blindfold from the Justice Goddess!!

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #167


C :- Bro men do not show their stomach but go topless. Women in saree show their stomach yet do not go topless?
P :- The ancient Indian civilization allows women to show their stomach.

Saturday, June 10, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #163


C :- It is said that men counting offerings in Sabarimala should not wear underwear!
P :- No wonder women between 10 and 50 are not allowed there!!