Civet and Pangolin #346

C :- Bro we sent MOM to Mars!
P :- Would they send DAD to us?!

Civet and Pangolin #337

C :- Bro Goddess Saraswathi is above Goddess Laxmi!
P :- But Laxmi is needed to build a Saraswathi temple!!

Civet and Pangolin #335

C :- Bro our dog never barks at strangers!
P :- Does it at least smile?!

Civet and Pangolin #333

C :- Bro black hole + black hole = gravitational waves!
P :- BJP + ADMK = ??!!

Civet and Pangolin #329

C :- Bro to increase the weight of broiler chickens they are given the female hormone estrogen!
P :- Be careful, demon Hidimba may have devoured such chickens and eventually became Hidimbi!!

Civet and Pangolin #327

C :- Bro Hitler was a great patriot and also non corrupt!
P :- Germany got no good things out of both!!

Civet and Pangolin #6

C :- Bro what are people in a democracy?
P :- Always the underprivileged opposition.

Civet and Pangolin #3

C :-Bro Pakistan means land of the pure!
P :-Pure terrorism?!

Civet and Pangolin #314

C :- Bro Government instructs to make payments through BHIM. 
C :- Would ARJUN be offended?

Civet and Pangolin #313

C :- Bro Demonetization, GST, Aadhaar next comes what?
P :- Pokran 3?!

Civet and Pangolin #309

C :- Bro how do ragas originate?
P :- In the birds' chirp, in sound of the waves, running rivers, rustling leaves there is a hidden music heard by a sensitive mind.

Civet and Pangolin #304

C :- Bro why isn't the crow called a black bird?
P :- Had it the voice of Asha Bhosle it would have qualified.

Civet and Pangolin #301

C :- Bro CM Manohar Parikkar says that the creator of Goa Lord Parasurama was an engineer!
P :- Student of erstwhile College of Engineering Goa?!!

Civet and Pangolin #300

C :- Bro terrorists strike in London again!
P :- Time to bring in Israel!!

Civet and Pangolin #296

C :- Bro there are no leads to the killer of Gouri Lankesh!
P :- He is necessary to kill the other Gouries!!

Civet and Pangolin #295

C :- Bro would a President like APJ Abdul Kalam ever come?
P :-Before APJ it was S.Radhakrishnan, after Radhakrishnan it was APJ, those days would never come back.

Civet and Pangolin #287

C :- Bro would they catch the killers of Gouri Lankesh?
P :- It is difficult to catch protected killers!

Civet and Pangolin #286

C :- Bro what was the message of Nov 8, 2016?
P :- That the nation was destroyed not by the poor politician but by the non tax paying rascal citizen.

Civet and Pangolin #285

C :- Bro what was the difference between UPA 1 and UPA 2?
P :- The hands of MMS was tied loosely during UPA 1 and the noose got tightened during UPA 2.

Civet and Pangolin #284

C :- Bro what about Doklam issue?
P :- Hope that Modi doesn't do the Nehruvian blunder in attacking.

Civet and Pangolin #280

C :- Bro from where did man get the existential dilemma syndrome?
P :- From the knowledge that he has parents.

Civet and Pangolin #272

C :- Bro new yellow coloured 200 rupees notes are coming!
P :- After white money and black money here comes yellow money!!

Civet and Pangolin # 267

C :- Bro is a marriage that does not talk of divorce successful?
P :- 2+2=3.

Civet and Pangolin #265

C :- Bro breakfast + lunch = brunch!
P :- Lunch + dinner = linner?!

Civet and Pangolin #263

C :- Infosys was born in the head of NR Narayanamoorthy!
P :- Hope he doesn't become its bhasmasur!!

Civet and Pangolin #262

C :- Bro what should be said to the mother of the new bridegroom?
P :- Even if you are a bad mother be a good mother-in-law.

Civet and Pangolin #258

C :- Bro whom should you love more, mother or wife?
P :- You should not be a pimp who brings a daughter-in-law for your mother.

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Civet and Pangolin #255

C :- Bro isn't Modiji a crusader against corruption.
P :- Yes, Carnatic hero Yeddyoorappa is his trump card!

Civet and Pangolin #254

C :- Bro no more shock reforms till 2019 general elections says a Braclays' report!
P :- Sleep peacefully till then.

Civet and Pangolin #251

C :- Brahmaputra is the cause of floods in Assam!
P :- Is HE a Chinese agent!!?

Civet and Paqngolin #250

C :- Bro river is the process where snow at the top of a mountain melts and flows into the sea.
P :- The flow of experiences from birth to death is known as life.

Civet and Pangolin #233

C :- Bro how to enjoy a drama?
P :- Read it.

Civet and Pangolin #232

C :- Bro Panagariya too is going after Rohatgi!
P :- Have they linked their Aadhaar with PAN?

Civet and Pangolin #230

C :- Bro "In Praise of Nepotism" is the name of the book written by Adam Bellow s/o Saul Bellow!
P :- Poor Akhilesh what all did he not hear!!

Civet and Pangolin #225

C :- Bro, Che Guevara looking at the boat bringing arms blasted by the counter revolutionaries became his iconic photo!
P :- The inspiration of revolutionaries are always the counter revolutionaries

Civet and Pangolin #223

C :- Bro what do all governments desire?
P :- That the truth should sleep forever!

Civet and Pangolin #222

C :-Bro what word did Ram Jethmalani use against Arun Jaitley?
P :- Want to pay a one lakh fine?

Civet and Pangolin #220

C :- Bro life became unbearable to Tolstoy in the end!
P :- War after peace!!

Civet and Pangolin #219

C :- Bro mAadhaar is coming!
P :- Mmm......!!!!

Civet and Pangolin #218

C :- Bro who is a Hindu?
P :- One who knows Nature, one who knows Universe.

Civet and Pangolin #210

C :- Bro what should we say to Rahulji?
P :- Goodbye good boy!

Civet and Pangolin #203

C :- Bro Mr Ramachandra Guha says Nitish Kumar should be made the President of Congress!
P :- Would Rahulji be made the CM of Bihar?

Civet and Pangolin #200

C :- Bro there is a Superman in Delhi with a 56" chest!
P :- Demon Baka had a 120" chest until Beema with a far less chest came to crush it like pappad.

Civet and Pangolin #189

C :-Bro 4 being greater than 3 how is that an A3 photostat is bigger than A4?
P :- As in life calculations go awry in photostat too!

Civet and Pangolin #182

C :- Bro your take on murders?
P :- After being killed the dead person lives with family of the killer!

Civet and Pangolin #176

                                                                                                                                                                 C :- Bro what is the policy of the North Ugandan government?

P :- Corruption is not tolerated but you can kill anyone to protect the cows!              

Civet and Pangolin #172

C :- Bro mothers always tell only good of their children.
P :- Mothers always lie of their children!

Civet and Pangolin #168

C :- The Supreme Court has destroyed the life of Justice Karnan whereas given Govindachamy the killer of Soumya a new life!
P :- Time to remove the blindfold from the Justice Goddess!!

Civet and Pangolin #167

C :- Bro men do not show their stomach but go topless. Women in saree show their stomach yet do not go topless?
P :- The ancient Indian civilization allows women to show their stomach.

Civet and Pangolin #163

C :- It is said that men counting offerings in Sabarimala should not wear underwear!
P :- No wonder women between 10 and 50 are not allowed there!!