Civet & Pangolin #26

C :- Why are the horoscopes of the couples matched before marriage?
P :- It's a compulsory ritual like wearing underwear after bath.

Civet & Pangolin #25

C :- Bro we have a Chief Minister in our land.
P :- Are all others insignificant?

Civet & Pangolin #24

C :- Bro the CM says Kerala is going to face the biggest drought of 100 years.
P :- Get ready to welcome it with 108 caparisoned elephants.

Civet & Pangolin #21

C :- Bro for numerous contributions made to the animal world literature they gave me a reception in which I was draped with a golden shawl. 
P :- Distinguished guests who arrive naked have to be "covered".

Civet & Pangolin #16

C :- Bro did the Lord of Lanka have Pushpak Viman?
P :- The Lord of LTTE had.

Civet & Pangolin #14

C :- Bro do homes need a pooja room?
P :- Annapoorneshwary lives in the kitchen which is also the pooja room.

Civet & Pangolin #13

C :- Bro India is going to become cashless.
P :- When is she going to become caste-less?

Civet & Pangolin #12

C :- Bro an investment advice?
P :- Madame Susmitha of Trivandrum AG's office says, never invest in loans.

Civet & Pangolin #11

C :- Bro man never shows disrespect to dead body.
P :- Only live bodies get that privilege.

Civet & Pangolin #10

C :- Bro what is insanity?
P :- A situation where sun revolves the solar system.

Civet & Pangolin #07

C :- Bro what is Dalit?
P :- The feeling that you have a caste.

Civet & Pangolin #05

C :- Bro what does the pradhan sevak (prime servant) do?
P :- The pradhan sevak of Uganda killed, roasted and ate his people.

Civet & Pangolin #04

C :- Bro who arranges women for the pimp?

P :- Politician.