Civet and Pangolin 87

C :- Bro a Kerala minister resigning over a lewd phone talk has invited criticism that it is an attack on one's privacy.
P :- No one is going to care if such talks are with one's own wife.

Civet and Pangolin #79

C :- Bro your sleep was delayed by 20 minutes on taking a home loan for a few lakhs, how would Vijay Mallya sleep with his 9000 crore loan?
P :- Soundly, for his is NRA (Non Refundable Advance)

Civet and Pangolin #76

C :- Bro had not Duryodhana come out of water on hearing Lord Krishna's words he wouldn't have been killed by Bheema.
P :- Don't heed to even God for some things.

Civet and Pangolin #75

C :- Bro how is your sleep pattern?

P :- When the home was rented i slept within 5 minutes but on buying a home on loan it takes up to 20 minutes.

Civet and Pangolin 73

C :- How should one love his mother tongue?
P :- Like his mother in law.