Civet and Pangolin #121

C :- Bro a magistrate who gave bail to a former minister accused in a rape case has been suspended!
P :- Accused let off, judge punished!!

Civet and Pangolin #118

C :- Bro what type of man and woman are at peace with themselves?
P :- Woman who doesn't know feminism* and man who doesn't know revolution.

*with gratitude to the Tamil movie "Aval Appadiththaan"

Civet and Pangolin #112

C :- Bro to sustain bars Kerala govt. is going to denotify state/national highways.
P :- Similarly if some old murders are also denotified then some "poor" killers too can go out.

Civet and Pangolin #111

C :- Bro the CM of Kerala has a police adviser, an economic adviser, a law adviser and there is a poet in the CMO!
P :- A wise Englishman once said, "too many cooks spoil the broth".

Civet and Pangolin #02

C :- Bro who is an upright man?
P :- One who has his spine and penis erect!

Civet and Pangolin #108

C :- Bro heard that you got an explanatory memo for not achieving target at the Ugandan AG's office.
P :- More cases are disposed there than the supreme court of Uganda.

Civet and Pangolin #100

C :-Bro birds of the same feather flock together.
P :- People of the same caste too.

Civet and Pangolin #95

C :- Bro yesterday was your birthday, many many happy returns of the day!
P :- Thanks, same to you!!