Civet and Pangolin #172

C :- Bro mothers always tell only good of their children.
P :- Mothers always lie of their children!

Civet and Pangolin #168

C :- The Supreme Court has destroyed the life of Justice Karnan whereas given Govindachamy the killer of Soumya a new life!
P :- Time to remove the blindfold from the Justice Goddess!!

Civet and Pangolin #167

C :- Bro men do not show their stomach but go topless. Women in saree show their stomach yet do not go topless?
P :- The ancient Indian civilization allows women to show their stomach.

Civet and Pangolin #163

C :- It is said that men counting offerings in Sabarimala should not wear underwear!
P :- No wonder women between 10 and 50 are not allowed there!!

Civet and Pangolin #162

C :- Instead of saying its true wight why does ISRO say that the newly sent rocket has the weight of 200 elephants.
P :- White elephants?

Civet and Pangolin #161

C :- World bank says that note ban will have positive impact in long term.
P :- In long term earthworms would become pythons.

Civet and Pangolin #159

C :- Bro isn't the tower around Taj Mahal Qutub Minar?
P :- Maybe the leaning tower of Pisa.

Civet and Pangolin #158

C :- Bro shouldn't we always seek the elders' advise.
P :- If it is to bark go to the eldest dog nearby!

Civet and Pangolin #158

C :- Bro what about mother vs mother-in-law?
P :- Mother is gold, mother-in-law is copper.

Civet and Pangolin #155

C :- Bro along with cow, camel too has become holy!
P :- Darwin should be consulted whether camel is the younger or elder sister of cow.