Civet and Pangolin #272

C :- Bro new yellow coloured 200 rupees notes are coming!
P :- After white money and black money here comes yellow money!!

Civet and Pangolin # 267

C :- Bro is a marriage that does not talk of divorce successful?
P :- 2+2=3.

Civet and Pangolin #265

C :- Bro breakfast + lunch = brunch!
P :- Lunch + dinner = linner?!

Civet and Pangolin #263

C :- Infosys was born in the head of NR Narayanamoorthy!
P :- Hope he doesn't become its bhasmasur!!

Civet and Pangolin #262

C :- Bro what should be said to the mother of the new bridegroom?
P :- Even if you are a bad mother be a good mother-in-law.

Civet and Pangolin #258

C :- Bro whom should you love more, mother or wife?
P :- You should not be a pimp who brings a daughter-in-law for your mother.

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Civet and Pangolin #255

C :- Bro isn't Modiji a crusader against corruption.
P :- Yes, Carnatic hero Yeddyoorappa is his trump card!

Civet and Pangolin #254

C :- Bro no more shock reforms till 2019 general elections says a Braclays' report!
P :- Sleep peacefully till then.

Civet and Pangolin #251

C :- Brahmaputra is the cause of floods in Assam!
P :- Is HE a Chinese agent!!?

Civet and Paqngolin #250

C :- Bro river is the process where snow at the top of a mountain melts and flows into the sea.
P :- The flow of experiences from birth to death is known as life.

Civet and Pangolin #233

C :- Bro how to enjoy a drama?
P :- Read it.

Civet and Pangolin #232

C :- Bro Panagariya too is going after Rohatgi!
P :- Have they linked their Aadhaar with PAN?