Friday, September 29, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #337


C :- Bro Goddess Saraswathi is above Goddess Laxmi!
P :- But Laxmi is needed to build a Saraswathi temple!!

Civet and Pangolin #335


C :- Bro our dog never barks at strangers!
P :- Does it at least smile?!

Civet and Pangolin #333


C :- Bro black hole + black hole = gravitational waves!
P :- BJP + ADMK = ??!!

Civet and Pangolin #329


C :- Bro to increase the weight of broiler chickens they are given the female hormone estrogen!
P :- Be careful, demon Hidimba may have devoured such chickens and eventually became Hidimbi!!

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #327


C :- Bro Hitler was a great patriot and also non corrupt!
P :- Germany got no good things out of both!!

Thursday, September 21, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #314


C :- Bro Government instructs to make payments through BHIM. 
C :- Would ARJUN be offended?

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Monday, September 18, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #309


C :- Bro how do ragas originate?
P :- In the birds' chirp, in sound of the waves, running rivers, rustling leaves there is a hidden music heard by a sensitive mind.

Civet and Pangolin #304


C :- Bro why isn't the crow called a black bird?
P :- Had it the voice of Asha Bhosle it would have qualified.

Saturday, September 16, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #301


C :- Bro CM Manohar Parikkar says that the creator of Goa Lord Parasurama was an engineer!
P :- Student of erstwhile College of Engineering Goa?!!

Friday, September 15, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #300


C :- Bro terrorists strike in London again!
P :- Time to bring in Israel!!

Civet and Pangolin #296


C :- Bro there are no leads to the killer of Gouri Lankesh!
P :- He is necessary to kill the other Gouries!!

Civet and Pangolin #295


C :- Bro would a President like APJ Abdul Kalam ever come?
P :-Before APJ it was S.Radhakrishnan, after Radhakrishnan it was APJ, those days would never come back.

Thursday, September 7, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #287


C :- Bro would they catch the killers of Gouri Lankesh?
P :- It is difficult to catch protected killers!

Civet and Pangolin #286


C :- Bro what was the message of Nov 8, 2016?
P :- That the nation was destroyed not by the poor politician but by the non tax paying rascal citizen.

Civet and Pangolin #285


C :- Bro what was the difference between UPA 1 and UPA 2?
P :- The hands of MMS was tied loosely during UPA 1 and the noose got tightened during UPA 2.

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #284




C :- Bro what about Doklam issue?
P :- Hope that Modi doesn't do the Nehruvian blunder in attacking.

Saturday, September 2, 2017

Civet and Pangolin #280


C :- Bro from where did man get the existential dilemma syndrome?
P :- From the knowledge that he has parents.