Civet and Pangolin #337

C :- Bro Goddess Saraswathi is above Goddess Laxmi!
P :- But Laxmi is needed to build a Saraswathi temple!!

Civet and Pangolin #335

C :- Bro our dog never barks at strangers!
P :- Does it at least smile?!

Civet and Pangolin #333

C :- Bro black hole + black hole = gravitational waves!
P :- BJP + ADMK = ??!!

Civet and Pangolin #329

C :- Bro to increase the weight of broiler chickens they are given the female hormone estrogen!
P :- Be careful, demon Hidimba may have devoured such chickens and eventually became Hidimbi!!

Civet and Pangolin #327

C :- Bro Hitler was a great patriot and also non corrupt!
P :- Germany got no good things out of both!!

Civet and Pangolin #6

C :- Bro what are people in a democracy?
P :- Always the underprivileged opposition.

Civet and Pangolin #3

C :-Bro Pakistan means land of the pure!
P :-Pure terrorism?!

Civet and Pangolin #314

C :- Bro Government instructs to make payments through BHIM. 
C :- Would ARJUN be offended?

Civet and Pangolin #313

C :- Bro Demonetization, GST, Aadhaar next comes what?
P :- Pokran 3?!

Civet and Pangolin #309

C :- Bro how do ragas originate?
P :- In the birds' chirp, in sound of the waves, running rivers, rustling leaves there is a hidden music heard by a sensitive mind.

Civet and Pangolin #304

C :- Bro why isn't the crow called a black bird?
P :- Had it the voice of Asha Bhosle it would have qualified.

Civet and Pangolin #301

C :- Bro CM Manohar Parikkar says that the creator of Goa Lord Parasurama was an engineer!
P :- Student of erstwhile College of Engineering Goa?!!

Civet and Pangolin #300

C :- Bro terrorists strike in London again!
P :- Time to bring in Israel!!

Civet and Pangolin #296

C :- Bro there are no leads to the killer of Gouri Lankesh!
P :- He is necessary to kill the other Gouries!!

Civet and Pangolin #295

C :- Bro would a President like APJ Abdul Kalam ever come?
P :-Before APJ it was S.Radhakrishnan, after Radhakrishnan it was APJ, those days would never come back.

Civet and Pangolin #287

C :- Bro would they catch the killers of Gouri Lankesh?
P :- It is difficult to catch protected killers!

Civet and Pangolin #286

C :- Bro what was the message of Nov 8, 2016?
P :- That the nation was destroyed not by the poor politician but by the non tax paying rascal citizen.

Civet and Pangolin #285

C :- Bro what was the difference between UPA 1 and UPA 2?
P :- The hands of MMS was tied loosely during UPA 1 and the noose got tightened during UPA 2.

Civet and Pangolin #284

C :- Bro what about Doklam issue?
P :- Hope that Modi doesn't do the Nehruvian blunder in attacking.

Civet and Pangolin #280

C :- Bro from where did man get the existential dilemma syndrome?
P :- From the knowledge that he has parents.